What gorillamanda has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about gorillamanda

A story about George Clooney

He’s SO HOT! For an old guy.. i mean.. heh.

I love him in ER, haha.
And I love him in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
brilliantly funny

A story about Maynard Ferguson

He’s the friggen best composer/trumpetist EVER TO LIVE!!!!

A story about Jay Leno

Whata fricken gasgobbler. he has a new car every day. I see him A LOT in Burbank and he’s always lookin’ for a new way to pollute the city more. Whatever. Yeah I guess it was cool meeting the dude… but he didn’t donate the money for our car show.. and from what I can see, he’s got enough to spare.
He looks like a normal person out on the street. The first time I met him I didn’t know who he was… go figure.

A story about Tim Burton

He lived in Burbank, where I live. The house he grew up is a few blocks down from mine. He even went to my High School. It’s kinda ironic..

I love every movie he’s ever made. His dark, crazy style is what draws me in. This dude owns my soul.

A story about Salvador Dalí

He inspires me to get my artistic side pumped up. What a crazy guy.. but so brilliant. His art really makes me think about how he might have wanted it to mean. I wish I could be half as good as him some day.

Why I admire Leonardo da Vinci

What an amazement. That’s all I have to say.

Why I want to meet William Shakespeare

I actually understood Romeo And Juliet. That being said, I think the guy is a God.

Why I want to meet Flogging Molly

I want to see them in concert so bad and they live right here in my fricken CITY! For God’s sake when will i see them?

Why I want to meet Robert Smith

Man he’s hot. And he’s got the best style. I’m lovin’ the hair Robert!

For years he was all I would fantasize about before I went to sleep.. a little crazy, yeah?

I saw The Cure in concert and they fricken OWN. Everyone should see them live. If not, you’ll die incomplete. End of story.

A story about Ellen Degeneres

I literally live 5 blocks away from the studio she films her “Ellen DeGeneres Show” so one time I got to FINALLY go to it. It was so great, I got to dance and everything and the best part was she waved at me on set! At first I didn’t know if she was waving at me or another person, so I pointed to myself “Me?” and she knodded her head and pointed at me & mouthed “you”... it was the single most exciting moment of my life. I’m not gay or anything, but Ellen just rocks. End of statement.
By the way.. her shoes are kickass.


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